BAD IDEA OF THE WEEK: Shoving eggs in butts

The co-Bellends of the Month for September 2014 are Nathan Smith and his half brother Daniel Yeates. They are the two men charged in the death of Phillip Coombs, who was found with a shaved head, his left eyebrow missing, obscene writing on his head, and two hard-boiled eggs up his butt. It may sound funny, but it's not because a) Coombs died, and b) Smith and Yeates are facing charges of sexual assault by penetration and assault causing bodily harm in the January death of Coombs. The court in Bristol heard alcoholic Coombs passed out at Yeates' house after a bout of heavy drinking and taking drugs. It was then that Coombs was "subjected to a series of degrading acts, which included shaving his head, his left eyebrow, pubic hair; writing with pen on his head, cutting his right buttock, and then inserting two hard-boiled eggs into his anus," prosecutor Sarah Regan was quoted telling the court. It is important to note the accused men are not charged with Coombs' death, just the degrading abuse he suffered in what appears to be a drunken prank. And one must remember that it's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt.