Guilty by WHAT?

This pun is just stupid. I understand it's near the courthouse but there's just no excuse for a place being guilty by confection. The chocolate they sell rocks the hizzouse but the name has just got to go. There is no need to demonise chocolate because it's not illegal in New Zealand to eat chocolate and there is nothing in the Bible stating that thou shalt not eat chocolate. If you look in chapter 20 of Exodus, you'll find thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not commit adultery, and thou shalt not steal. But I can't find thou shalt not eat chocolate anywhere in any of the 66 books in the Bible.

While we're on the subject, read the text near the bottom. The only thing even close to decadence in the store is overpriced chocolate that rocks the hizzouse, and nothing in the history of crime has ever been "well worth the sentence" because crime doesn't pay.