Now it's both meaty AND vegetarian?

I'm not a vegetarian but I find it just plain stupid that a vegetarian pizza can be meaty like the one mentioned on this menu from a bar on Lower Stuart Street named Metro. The meatiest vegetarian anything has absolutely no meat anywhere near it, so Metro are just wasting their time.

And there's one more gripe: why is vegetarianism such a big deal? Everyone knows that vegetarians are complete douches who are missing out on the wonderful taste that only meat can offer you. If there is a god, then he (or she) created animals for one reason: for food. And that god would have commanded that mankind enjoy everything the planet has to offer.