Don't have a cow, girl

A Missouri mother accused of slitting the throat of her 9-month-old baby daughter reportedly tried to get help months before over what she thought was demonic possession. Bradie Simpson of Camden County, Mo., has been charged with first-degree assault and armed criminal action and was jailed on $200,000 bond on Tuesday for the February 4 incident. There is no such thing as demonic possession, and I'm guessing it's a really strange and severe mental disturbance. Also, after finding Simpson and the child, the cops found heroin inside Simpson's home. She seriously needs help.