WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: Jonny Evans

That bellend scored an own goal for Chelsea this morning at Stamford Bridge. Had it not been for his stupid mistake, Man United would've been able to give Man City a good run for their money. I'd rather have Hitler on the team because that stupid own goal had given the Blues an undeserved half-time lead, and strikes early in the second period from Juan Mata and David Luiz had seemingly extinguished any hopes United had of closing the gap on Manchester City at the head of the Barclays Premier League table. As far as United's scoring went, Wayne Rooney scored two goals and Javier Hernandez scored one. Two Chelsea players received yellow cards.