Jiri Paroubek is such a wimp!

The Social Democratic Party won a plurality (more seats than anyone else but less than half) in the general election in the Czech Republic. However, that doesn't seem to be enough for its chairman Jiri Paroubek, who resigned because the results were poorer than what he was expecting. That is the most wimpish thing a politician could ever do. It's OK to resign over a pay cut that you don't feel is right, but resigning just because your party didn't get all the seats it expected is stupid. If I were him, I'd just be happy that I got the most seats and not make such a stupid move. So what if the results were poorer than expected?

EIGHTY POSTS TODAY!!!

But I'm actually here to talk about Apple's constant product placement in several recent films. In January, I saw two movies: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and It's Complicated. Both had an Apple product somewhere in them. A new movie starring Jackie Chan will also have an Apple computer in it. It's nice to see that the Karcher has turned its powerful spray onto Gates and his empire, even if Apple just want to get ahead of the game.

What the hell...? No no no no no no no!

Or at least that's what my reaction to this little gem was: there's a bunch of lies on a website maintained by the Weston A Price Foundation. Those nutters embrace cholesterol and saturated fat. They advocate consumption of raw milk, which basically is milk that hasn't been pasteurised. They advise against vegetarian and vegan diets. And all those crazy ideas are based on the work of a dentist. I'm staying well away from this "holistic dentistry".

Eleven weeks and nothing to write about...

Maybe if you were in church and somebody was crunching on Doritos during a sermon, then there would be something to write about. But not today.

OUR BLOG IS LUCKY!

And why is the blog lucky? Because we've hit 77 posts.

South Korea needs to get a Karcher onto Kim Jong-Il and fast!

Two months ago, the ROKS Cheonan was sunk. A few days ago, an inquiry into the incident concluded that North Korea was responsible. South Korea has taken the first step by suspending trade with the North but it's not enough. From previous experience, similar actions imposed against the governments of Myanmar and Cuba haven't worked yet, but force has gotten rid of Hitler, Saddam, and Ceausescu among several other tyrants. Even though I think war is wrong, Obama should withdraw American troops from Afghanistan and Iraq and have the entire army reassigned to North Korea (even reinstate the draft if they have to) because force is probably the only thing that communist tyrants like Kim Jong-Il will understand.

75 POSTS!

That's right, we've made it to 75 POSTS! That's right, this is the 75th post that you guys have seen. I apologise for the lack of content typical of some of the more recent posts, but there have been some good posts among them and this will hopefully continue into the foreseeable future.

There doesn't seem to be anything to write about

So I'll just write about nothing :)

Wild Bean Cafe are a bunch of inconsiderate anti-Semitists!

I went into the nearest Wild Bean Cafe today for a coffee. While I was drinking it, I noticed that the lid had what appeared to be a swastika on it. If you've read some of my older posts, you'll find that we do not stand for the depiction of swastikas outside of an appropriate religious context. And that, my friends, is why they're a bunch of inconsiderate anti-Semitists.

Look at Google's attempt to incorporate the Pacman board into their logo!

It's not exactly how they've displayed it on their page, but it still looks cool. It obviously looks better when all the components are on the board.

Twilight is just rubbish!

I am not going to that new Twilight movie because the entire saga is just rubbish. The movies are just bollocks, and the chances of me going to them are smaller than an electron. You'd sooner get me to do illegal drugs than watch that hell and I won't be risking arrest for possession of illegal substances anytime soon, so the only way you'll get me onto that crap is if the chick in the movie took her top off, and even then I won't be going. The movie is crapola and anybody who goes to it has absolutely nothing better to do with their lives than see a whole lot of rubbish.

The Thai military needs to be stopped!

The political situation in Thailand is getting to a point where I feel that Thailand needs to get rid of the army just like Costa Rica did 60 years ago. An army is supposed to defend a country but the army in Thailand is trying to stamp out the Red Shirt protesters. King Bhumibol Adulyadej should just get rid of the army, execute the people responsible for the coup, and restore democracy before another violent clash takes place.

OH GOD NO MORE BOMBS!

A bomb has hit a NATO convoy in Kabul, killing 18 people including five US soldiers and one Canadian soldier. These deaths are all Bush's fault. If he hadn't usurped Al Gore's rightful spot on the podium and declared war in Afghanistan, then the NATO convoy wouldn't even be in Afghanistan and those innocent people wouldn't have died. If Obama had any sense, he would withdraw all troops from Afghanistan and Iraq and have Bush hung, drawn, and quartered because of all the people that have so far died in the War on Terror. In my opinion, Afghanistan was in a lot better state when the Soviet Union invaded it in 1979 causing a mass boycott of the 1980 Olympics in Moscow.

Cartman's racism has gone too far!

Cartman has always ripped on Kyle for being Jewish, once threw a rock at Token and went to juvenile hall because it could be construed as a hate crime, and now he has a hand puppet pretending to be Jennifer Lopez, but this J-Lo is putting out songs about tacos, which are a stereotypical Latino dish. By having that hand puppet, Cartman is stereotyping Latinos. That stereotype is not on.

We're past all the sixes and there's still nothing to write about...

But I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves,
And this is how it goes:

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves...

But I'd better stop before it does get on everybody's nerves.

Six is still the magic number...

We've had six weeks, sixty, two to the power of six, and now there's 66 posts. But just wait until there's 666 posts - that's the number of the devil (and don't go looking in the Bible for who this devil is because the verse in question, Revelation 13:18, just says the number is that of "a man".) Who do you think this man could be?

That makes me a very sad panda...

I was watching the episode of South Park with the Sexual Harrassment Panda. The notion of having a panda teach children about sexual harrassment is stupid, and look what happened in the episode: everyone was suing everyone and even the school was losing all its funding. The lesson here is that you can't just go round filing frivolous lawsuits.

The six-ual healing hasn't been completely disseminated yet...

Sorry about the pun. But there's been a six-week checkpoint, a sixty-post checkpoint, and now we're two to the power of six posts in. It's an awesome feeling, and when Marvin Gaye gets that feeling, he'll probably want six-ual healing (sorry about the pun, and yes his music is gay).

OH MY GOD LESTER KRINKLESAC USED THE N WORD!

Tonight I was watching an episode of The Cleveland Show. This was the one where they were all in New York. In the scene in question, Lester was looking for Cleveland among a group of black people and he said they were "all a bunch of n*****s" (actually, the N-word was replaced with a short promo for Family Guy). Then, when Cleveland came to the scene, he said that Lester gets a free pass on the N-word because he knows a black guy. Knowing a black guy is no excuse for getting a free pass on the N-word. There is no way I'd ever use that word around black people.

IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS!!!

It has now been two months since this blog first went up. Thanks so much for your support and (lack of) comments. I hope we're still around after another two months.

It's been two months tomorrow...

It's taken us almost two months, at one post each night, to get this far and we're hopefully here to stay. There'll be posts with better content in the coming days.

This is post #60 so here goes

I think it's stupid how we Kiwis have to dial the area code before making a call outside of our local calling area even if it's in the same area code. For instance, to call a number in Dunedin from Christchurch, you have to dial it 03 429-9664 and not 429-9664 even though the number you're calling from is also in the 03 area code. However, over the ditch, that's not the case and you can dial a number in Sydney as 7010-8845 and not 02 7010-8845 despite being in the likes of Coffs Harbour (further north along the coast). That is just bollocks.

What's the point of running for Parliament if you won't take your seat?

If you follow British or Irish politics, then you may have heard of a political party called Sinn Fein. They are a Unionist party that operates in both the Republic and the Six Counties (Northern Ireland). Even though they believe that Northern Ireland should secede from the UK and form a united Ireland, they still run for seats in the British House of Commons but they don't take them if they do win. And in the recent elections, they walked away with five seats but they're not going to take them. So what's the point of running? If I start something, I finish it. If I win a seat in any legislature, I take it. Sinn Fein should sort out their priorities.

Michael Jackson joke in Hot Tub Time Machine was off colour...

I saw a movie called Hot Tub Time Machine today. It had some really funny bits in it, but I feel the reference to Michael Jackson's skin colour was way too soon. In the relevant scene, when the main characters went back in time to 1986, one of the characters asked one of the people there what colour Michael Jackson was just to make sure it was just a retro party, but she answered that he was black. That reference to the King of Pop was way too soon.

Here's something a little lighter today

It's been nearly two months. There's been some good billboards, especially the one a few days ago that could be construed as having hidden gang messages. There's also been a few examples of swastika-like patterns, overuse of the Karcher brand name, and even some commentary on the recent elections in Hungary. But here's something a bit lighter: two new elements of the Periodic Table. They're called poohs and wees.

Why would you give your kid chicken pox on purpose?

Chicken pox is a common childhood disease and once you've had it, you'll never get it again. But there are some parents who would have their kids sleep over at a friend's house just so they'd catch chicken pox. Mine weren't that cruel and heartless. Take an episode of South Park I watched today, for instance. Stan, Kyle, and Cartman were sent to Kenny's house just so they would get the chicken pox. These "pox parties" are stupid and could constitute child abuse, especially if it's to provide the children with an immunity towards something more serious like swine flu. If you want to make sure they don't get such viruses, then take your kids into the doctor and give them the relevant shots.

This is a bit sinister...

Look at that poster. There are in fact two gripes about it: first off, the Arc de Triomphe is actually in France, not Romania. Also, the poster may be a gang symbol in disguise because of the blue colour and the word that the first letter in each of the four countries mentioned in this poster (China, Romania, India, and the Philippines) spells (CRIP). The poster might not even be in the Northern Hemisphere but what if that poster was on Bloods territory? There could have been a turf war over this poster and somebody could have been shot if this poster were placed in downtown LA.

EWWW GROSS!

This is one of the grossest scenes from South Park ever. In this scene, Butters is eating his puke. This is gross and disgusting. Vomit contains partially-digested food that was rejected because it might have gone off or might have germs. Vomiting is the body's way of getting rid of food that could make someone ill, and eating puke is just stupid.

Still little to write about

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Somalia needs to be cleaned out with a Karcher!

If you don't know which one Somalia is, it's in what's called the Horn of Africa. It's the country that looks like the number 7 (if I ever construct a language, then the word for the number 7 will reflect this fact). One thing that's not right about this place is that in 1991, President Siad Barre was ousted by clan-based forces backed by Ethiopia and a civil war broke out. And there's now another war that has been going on since 2006 (with a brief ceasefire in 2009), which has gotten to the point where one of the warring parties felt it necessary to bomb a mosque near the Bakara market in Mogadishu, which resulted in 39 deaths. This sort of carry-on cannot be condoned anywhere.

Not much to write about tonight...

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