But low-carb beers are for homosexuals

A Marlborough-based boutique beer brewer has supposedly offended the gay community with a marketing campaign suggesting low carb beers are only for homosexuals. The brewer, Moa Beer, had planned to give away T-shirts which said "Low carb B(Q)eers, Moa Beer - full strength" (a pink Q was superimposed on the first B). Even though one should think twice about referring to queers in this context, I'm with the brewers on this one - low-carb beer isn't real beer and I don't know any straight man that would be caught dead drinking low-carb, let alone low-alcohol, beer. I believe in choice but I also believe in self-respect, and with that in mind, I'd rather have my balls sliced open than drink low-carb beer.