There'll be extra sea men on America's poop decks

Now might not be the best time for gay jokes but Obama has managed to get Congress to repeal the 17-year ban on openly gay people serving in the armed forces. This means there will be more soldiers to do their country proud, and a soldier can now come out without risking being discharged. This means there will be more people eligible to fight now-pointless wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, and there will be more soldiers to overrun North Korea's communist overlords. This means America will have a stronger air force, army, National Guard, and yes, a stronger navy. If you have a problem with openly gay people serving in the military, then don't serve.