Lions, tigers, bears, and wolves, oh my!

Dozens of animals, including lions, tigers, bears, and wolves, were on the loose in Zainesville, Ohio today after apparently being released from an exotic farm. Police and wildlife officials scrambled to hunt down the animals, shooting 25 of them, and ordering local residents to stay indoors and cordoning off the area around the farm, where the owner, who had been released from federal prison three weeks earlier after serving a one-year term on firearms charges, was found dead near several open cages. It's a good thing the cops acted fast before anyone else died because it would've been a huge disaster had the wild animals eaten everyone else in the area. Also, people need to keep their animals locked up where they can't hurt anyone. Had their owner not been killed, he would be back in prison for letting the stampede happen.