Syria's long overdue for a revolution

A group of military defectors known as the Free Syrian Army have said they plan to overthrow President Bashar al-Assad's murderous regime. The group is led by Riad al-Asaad, an air force colonel who recently fled to Turkey, and the group now has more than 10,000 members and he is calling on fellow soldiers to join him. They will soon discover that armed rebellion is the only way to break the Syrian regime, just like it was in Libya. I wish them the best, and I hope Bashar finally leaves. In other news, co-founder and former visionary CEO of Apple, Steve Jobs (who, coincidentally, is partially of Syrian descent), is dead. He was an asset to a great company and Tim Cook will never even be half the CEO that Jobs was. Please, God (if you exist), please let your next scalp be Justin Bieber. His music is just too painful to endure.