Best. Birthday. Ever.

And here's what made it even better: Manchester United beat Newcastle United 3-0 (the same scoreline as Man U's loss early this year at the same ground) this morning at Sports Direct Arena in Newcastle. Jonny Evans and Tom Cleverley scored only their second goals for the Reds while Patrice Evra notched his fourth, and first away from Old Trafford, on his 300th appearance since arriving from Monaco in 2006. Eight players, four per side, were given yellow cards.