Snooki back down to size

Reality TV star Nicole Polizzi has lost almost all her baby weight just eight weeks after giving birth to son Lorenzo. Chilean-born Polizzi, better known as Snooki, showed off her slimline physique in a photo posted to her Twitter account on Saturday, where her slender waist was on display in a belted skirt. But seriously, I just don't care. In other celebrity news, the ongoing saga of Lindsay Lohan and her parents is so oddly pathetic, her family can't even get an intervention right. TMZ.com reports that her father Michael tried one on Friday, and when he arrived at Lindsay's Beverly Hills home, she not only didn't let him in, she called the cops on him. Her mother Dina, of course, criticized Michael's intervention plan, telling TMZ, "This sole act by my ex was not an intervention nor was this extreme antic sanctioned by any member of Lindsay's family or her professional team of handlers. It's all about her father obsessed with making a name for himself in the news once again. It's sad and I hope he stops masquerading as her father in public and starts acting like one in private." But come on, guys. Who needs celebrity news when you can feast on this? A new study has revealed that the average Twitter user is an American woman with an iPhone, 208 followers, and a purple background on her profile. But I'm just glad that's not me.