Let them eat panda!

A Chinese scientist says that humans used to eat pandas. In a newspaper interview, Wei Guangbiao says prehistoric man ate the bears in what is now part of the city of Chongqing in southwest China. Wei, the head of the Institute of Three Gorges Paleoanthropology at a Chongqing museum, says many excavated panda fossils "showed that pandas were once slashed to death by man." But enough about prehistory, because the iPod Touch 5 has finally been released and has already received numerous reviews with many of them being hugely positive. TechCrunch's MG Siegler has said the device would "further obliterate the point-and-shoot market." "With the new iPod Touch, which was unveiled a few weeks ago and just started shipping this week, the camera is one of the hallmark features," Siegler commented. "In fact, it may end up being its most important feature." He added that even though the iPod Touch camera is slightly less powerful than the ones found on the iPhone 4S and 5, it is still a "good camera" and will satisfy those who are not necessarily "iPhone people." But to hell with that. I'd rather get the new iPhone. And speaking of iPhone, Saturday Night Live offered its satirical take on various complaints about Apple's new iPhone 5 in a skit that skewered the tech press and featured a confrontation with SNL's version of Chinese factory workers who make the iPhone.