WEEKLY GROSS-OUT: Car theft

A California teen accused of stealing a celebrity chef's Lamborghini and later shooting at a couple will have to stand trial on a number of charges, including attempted murder. A judge ruled yesterday that there is enough evidence against the bellend, named Max Wade, to try him on charges including attempted murder and auto theft. Wade is accused of stealing chef Guy Fieri's US$220,000 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder from a San Francisco dealership, where it had been brought for repairs, in March of last year. Authorities say that he later opened fire on an 18-year-old woman and her boyfriend in Mill Valley because the woman had rejected him. Seriously, this is just wrong. I would never open fire on a woman (or man) simply because they reject me. Somebody like Hitler or a Klansman would be a refreshing step up from that bellend.