Smoke on this one!

Actually, don't. Smoking can kill you. But at least read this: a boyracer caught after a 14-minute high-speed pursuit involving 10 police cars was unrepentant afterwards, telling officers: "Next time I'll smoke you." The unrepentant little punk, named Kevin McKinley, was caught by police stealing petrol from a rural service station yesterday. On his discharge from the police station, he hitch-hiked back to his "impounded" car and took off again, and was stopped only as he entered Christchurch, doing 100 in 60km/h zones, with the deployment of road spikes. Today, the unemployed Nelson youngster appeared at Christchurch District Court where he pleaded guilty to five charges, including theft of petrol, driving while disqualified, and failing to stop. Seriously, if that's not typical of a bellend, I don't know what is.